May 21, 2007

• BananaRama Brian

  First and foremost, Happy Birthday Brian! All of you who know my brother in real life, IM him at supermn272 or give him a call today, he is teh 23! I think *mentally subtracts 3 years from my age* Yes, he is 23.

  What? like none of you have ever forgotten sibling’s ages? Liars.

  Next, loyal followers, with 3 weeks and counting until I take step 1, i may be a little more infrequent with my posting for a while since i need to crack down and study. However, the good news is I now know my order of rotations, beginning july 1st

  Medicine
  Emergency Medicine
  Family Medicine
  Surgery
  Psychiatry
  OB/GYN
  Pediatrics
  Neurology/Ambulatory Care

  Medicine will be at Masonic Hopsital, and ER will be at Mount Sinai. No word on the others til we have the next lottery in a few months. But who knows, if you are in chicago, and injured (lets hope not, but if by some terrible chance it happens) you just may see me!

  However, if you would prefer to visit me by a more normal method, one that does not involve injuring yourself just for the pleasure of my company, I will be moving to linkin lincoln park, just 3 blocks from the Zoo! So come visit, and we can go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it.

  Incidentally, the reason chimpanzees fling poop has nothing to do with territoriality. Instead, it is because they think it is amusing. Thanks, discovery channel! Wouldnt that make a great game? hey everyones, its game night, let’s all play MONKEY SHITFIGHT! and it would have to be shouted just like that. I imagine it would go down something like freeze tag. only stinkier, with no real winners.

  Thanks for all the birthday wishes! you guys are great! I will do a big birthday photo post later. I promise, although you all know my track record with photo postings. Alrighty, tomorrow is a big day (more on that to come later…maybe…if i see enough comments ) so i bid you all good eve.

  -J

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