June 19, 2007

• Morning thought

  Today I came to the startling realization that if a Hollywood celebrity
  visits me I don’t have any narcotics or illicit substances to offer him
  or her. If someone visits, it had better be Lindsay Lohan, who would at
  least have the good social grace to arrive coked out of her head, and
  then I wouldn’t feel like a bad host

  -J

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