June 22, 2007

• Just grow up

  *according to my friend who is a parent, islam has reached the teenage stage of its development, something like this…* QWP

  CHRISTIANITY: Islam! So help me, you’re going to accept secular democracy like a responsible and mature theological tradition!

  ISLAM:
  No way, man! I don’t wanna grow up to be like you. I’m gonna be true to
  myself and keep executing infidels and sinners as much as I want.

  CHRISTIANITY:
  Oh, please. I was launching crusades and running inquisitions while you
  were still in diapers. Believe me, it’s gets old fast. You need to do
  the smart thing and accept a humanist approach to…

  ISLAM: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m going to my room. A jihad on all of you! [runs upstairs to bedroom]

  CHRISTIANITY: (sighing) Sweet Jesus. Was I really that obnoxious when I was that age?

  JUDAISM: Believe me. You were.

  [Meanwhile, at the retirement home...]

  ZOROASTRIANISM: (talking to no one) Hello? Is anyone there? Does anyone care what I think?

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