July 1, 2007
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OMG-Now what?
No this is not a spain entry…sorry rainie, my pirated internetz connection is not reliable enough to upload photos right now. However…I start work tomorrow..
EEP.
I am going to find out my schedule, and become part of the medical team, and have to do history and physicals on REAL LIVE PEOPLE! not standardized patients! and reset all my eating and sleeping habits accordingly…tomorrow is orientation, so i get to sleep in, but after that, it will probably be 5 or 6 am to 5 or 6pm…i dont really know. Exciting-absolutlely…Scary…Also true…A massive change from the last however many years of schooling…priceless
To calm myself a little bit, i went to the nearby petsmart to go play with the kittnes and puppies…best stress relief ever, btw. Speaking of kittens: people complain about fur coats because of the fact that animals have to die to make them. I think everyone would be a lot happier if instead the animals were just heavily sedated, somehow glued together, and then worn as a cloak.
Imagine how warm you’d be, even in the dead of winter, with a layer of softly mewling kittens draped over your body like a rug with bones in some places. When you take the coat off, simply administer adrenaline, and the newly woken kittens can detach themselves and frolic playfully. I see no possible downsides to this invention. And before you complain about this idea…remember that everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten
murderer.
-J
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haha!@ that was the craziest entry yet
your idea for an animal coat is possible the most disturbing thing I have come across today. Not to mention you would have feces, urine, blood, and shedding fur all over you…. I guess it would be pretty warm though.
ew cats.
but hooray for being on your way to becoming a real life doctor. your sched is going to be brutal. good luck, eat your veggies, and try to get some sleep when you can!
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