July 16, 2007
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Yes i saw the transformers movie. And though it was not great (megatron is a gun, not a fighter jet, too many humans, bumblebee as a camaro?) and there were several issues i took with the movie and michael bay, it was overall enjoyable. Had i not grown up on the original series, i daresay it would have been downright fantastic. So why would i go see a movie which i had low expectations for?
A little known fact, but if you decode the part of the Y chromosome usually dismissed as junk DNA it actually reads GATTACATAGGATA-ROBOTSINDISGUISE-TTAGGATA-C
ATTACAG-BOOBIES. Fact. For that matter, I think breasts are that one thing that everyone can agree on. World peace could probably happen if every woman on Earth collectively showed their breasts. I know people who say, “I’m more of an ass person”, yet they look with wide open eyes at the possibility of boobs demonstration. The fact remains that you’re not going to turn the opportunity down. Even if a girl said, “I have the ugliest titties in the world”, you’d still be like, “I think I’m going to have to see for myself”. Even if you want to do nothing with them, there’s nothing like seeing a titty. and that’s my take on that.
This post has been brought to you by 10 minutes of nothing to do while on call. Back to the professional world folks
-J
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Ignorance is bliss…I don’t think I want to know what doctors REALLY think about!!!
To address Crystal’s comment:
It’s no big whoop to you or me because we are girls. And even then, I’m sure some girls (who are not lesbians) check out other girls’ boobs (it’s a competitive thing).
So Josh’s idea of world peace attained by world wide boobage exposure may not be that far off.
I watched it, grew up with the original series, read several of the comics, have a bunch of the toys… but I do no possess this Y chromosome. SO! Either your theory is wrong or there are multiple reasons to watch, or maybe just one reason: namely that cars, jets, etc. changing into battling robots is fuckin’ awesome.
I also don’t know if I agree with the boobs thing. I see them everyday, since I own a pair, and I dunno what the big whoop about them is about.
Yea, I feel same way about Transformers. I just saw it on Saturday. The action sequences were pretty cool, but the rest of the movie was downright cheesy man. Also, the robots were so ridiculously detailed that whenever they started wrestling each other you could barely tell what the hell was going on. On a side note, I just saw a patient yesterday. I was told that his legs were “fungoid”… so I go to his room to examine him. Holy shit… remember Swamp Thing? Well, from the knees down, he looked liked Swamp Thing except that his legs were constantly shedding what I could only described as nasty smelling “green dandelions” across the room.