July 19, 2007

  • Just one more day

    A “leaked chapter” from deathly hallows

    Harry glared at the evil visage before him.
    Ron and Hermione lay, helpless, on the ground behind him. Whether they
    were dead or merely stunned he couldn’t be sure; he dared not divert
    his attention from his nemesis.

    “You see now, Potter,” Lord Voldemort hissed, “why I did not kill you on any of the numerous occasions we met in the past.”

    “You vile, wicked thing! Why don’t you just put me out of my misery?”

    Harry
    kept his wand pointed directly at Voldemort’s head, which took much
    effort. He felt both fatigue and frustration causing his wand arm to
    become heavier and heavier. Thousands of tiny little pins and needles
    were pricking his arm and it was starting to go numb. Harry knew that
    this wasn’t some evil spell doing this, it was just the stress of
    keeping his arm extended as long as he had been forced to.

    “Ah,
    you see,” Voldemort said while forcing his deformed face into what
    approximated a grin, “I intend to do something much better. Rather than
    end your life, I’m simply going to spoil it.”

    “Spoil it?”

    “Yes. I don’t intend, now or ever, to put you out of your misery. Instead, I intend to put you out of your mystery.”

    With
    that, Voldemort raised his hand, and a book suddenly appeared in it. It
    was large, with a yellow dust jacket, and a picture of a young man in
    robes on the cover.

    A picture of Harry.

    “What is that?” Harry couldn’t help but ask.

    “This, Potter,” Voldemort sneered, “is your future!”

    At
    that, several dozen people apparated behind Voldemort. He handed the
    book to one of them, who started, slowly, handing it off to the others.
    Each time it passed from person to person, another copy appeared in the
    hands of the person who handed it off. As time went on, more people
    started appearing behind this tableau of book duplication. Some dressed
    in 17th-century pirate garb, others as pitchfork-wielding demons,
    others in garb that was too bizarre for Harry to try and describe.

    “What are you doing?” Harry asked.

    “I
    am making sure the entire world knows your future! Every one in the
    world will know what happens to you two days before it actually
    happens! Then, when you and your destiny finally collide, no one will
    care!”

    Harry realized that his wand arm had finally succumbed to
    the forces of exhaustion and pain that had been dogging it for so long.
    Surrendering to fatigue, Harry barely had the energy to let out a
    plaintive scream before Voldemort threw another copy of the book
    directly at Harry, hitting him right above his scar

Comments (1)

  • Hahaha!  Did you write this or is it really a “leaked” chapter?  No wait…another decoy. ;)

    Nice blogs by the way.  My cousin-in-law (do we use that term to guys who are married to our cousins?) just graduated from med school this year so I know what you’re going through.

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