August 22, 2007

• interlude the second

  Because I really have nothing of value to say at the moment,

  

  The catholic sexual decision making chart

  Arm Spirit, a Japanese arm wrestling arcade game, has been recalled after breaking the arms of three players. From the Associated Press:

  “The machine isn’t that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it,” said (game distributor) Atlus spokeswoman Ayano Sakiyama, calling the recall “a precaution…”

  “We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,” she said.

  Oh, SNAP. Not only (well) beaten by a machine, but beaten by a machine that even girls can beat

  Gosh, I miss Japan

  Did I use Oh Snap correctly? let me check my handy flowchart
  
  
   And finally, in more yet true news what is possibly the best or worst idea ever

  The Financial Times today reports on a planned social network
  for the U.S. intelligence community — a sort of MySpace for spooks,
  dubbed A-Space. Idle question: are users referred to as “a-holes”?
  Anyway, snip:

  The Director of National Intelligence will open the
  site to the entire intelligence community in December. The move is the
  latest part of an ongoing effort to transform the analytical business
  following the failure to detect the 9/11 terrorist attacks or find
  weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
  (…)Underscoring the power of social-networking sites, the Central
  Intelligence Agency recently used Facebook to help boost applications
  for the national clandestine service.

  Can you even imagine a facebook for spies? EVERYONE’S PROFILE WILL BE FAKE! And even better-LOLSPIES

  

  

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