January 19, 2008
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Feelings…
If it wasnt for Mr K, i dont think i would have any stories, and very little to enjoy about my psych rotation.
Mr K recently got transferred to a different floor of the psych ward where he is allowed priviliges. Priviliges means time out of the ward for things such as smoke breaks or the ability to wander the hospital grounds provided he returns within an hour or two, depending on the privilige level
Well Mr K mood after his tranfer seemed to be substantially better
ADJ: How you feeling today Mr K?
Mr. K: *singing* Feelings! Nothing more than feelings! trying to forget my feelings of love!
ADJ: *laughing* alright Mr K, and what are you going to do today
Mr K: *still in singsong voice*: gonna find my pants, my favorite green pants unless someone took em to the laaaauuunndry. Then I gonna have my cigarette break, break shake bake cake bake a cake fake lake
ADJ: Alright, you enjoy yourself. Hearing any voices today?
Mr K: I’m dancing and prancing and prancing and dancing and prancing for my cigarettes
ADJ: Mr K?
Mr. K: who are you?
ADJ: we spoke yesterday, do you remember
Mr K: are you the croation doctor? no negotiationsAt which point, I let him be. Later in the day he was not quite as enthused
ADJ: How was your cigarrete break?
Mr K: cigarretes today all have additives and they are bad, not like they used to be
ADJ: do you think you might like to consider quitting?
Mr K: yes, i want to quit these additives
ADJ: And what about the rest of the cigarette?
Mr K: I cant quit because my heart and insides will melt and i will get fat and my babies will die without tobacco
ADJ: well what about using some gum or a nictoine patch
Mr K: those are BAD for youAnd now to enjoy the long weekend. Hope you all do too!
Comments (2)
At least a crazy guy knows that cigarettes are NASTY!
ha ha, I love his song. I wonder what would get me prancing and dancing and prancing…. chocolate?