January 23, 2008

• Death and Taxes

  Okay, this post has nothing to do with taxes, I just felt like i had to put something up there.

  So, lets begin with death:

  Heath Ledger. Began his career on ROAR, which was awesome, and effectively ended it as the Joker. also well done. How best to sum up this tragedy? With AIM of course!

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:36:07 PM): the new joker died

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:36:12 PM): O_O

  coffeeweasel (11:36:32 PM): naked and facedown in mary kate olsons apartment while waiting for a massage

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:36:36 PM): hahaha

  coffeeweasel (11:36:45 PM): i am utterly serious

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:36:47 PM): i guess he knew he couldn’t perform as well as Jack

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:37:16 PM): i heard it was not mary kate olson’s apartment, but that her bodyguard was also an EMT and a friend of the person who found the body

  coffeeweasel (11:38:48 PM): who has time to be a bodyguard and an EMT?

  coffeeweasel (11:38:58 PM): she just doesnt want to admit ledger died in a Full House

  coffeeweasel (11:39:18 PM): maybe he died because he knew everyone would remember him forever as “the gay cowboy dude”

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:39:23 PM): i know!

  Nakochan Ichiban (11:39:38 PM): that’s all they talk about when he died, and i was like, too bad he didn’t go being known as “the Joker”

  INext: Sir Edmund Hilary

  t goes without saying that this is inappropriate, but couldn’t Sir
  Edmund Hillary have picked a less confusing time to die? I keep seeing
  headlines on Digg like New Zealand bids farewell to Hillary and I’m thinking, “What is she doing over there? Did they give all of Michigan’s delegates to the sheep?”

  And in an unrelated yet medically note

  My Hospital has an abadoned psych ward. I found this out while on call tonight. I also ate dinner and watched a movie in the common room with all the crazies on the floor. It was surreal to consider for a moment that a casual look among all the manics, depressives, schizophrenics, and others was me, totally blending in and united by mass entertainment. Or maybe it makes perfect sense to you, what do I know. The call itself wasnt too exciting, only one antisocial personality disorder admit, but i will bring my camera too the hospital to take pics of the creepy wards and hallways to add here

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