February 24, 2008

• Post call...i think

  Another call down, meaning I am finally done with calls. I have 4 weeks remaining of ob/gyne, and my 2 weeks of OB begin tomorrow. Last night was a fairly slow call, and I only delivered one baby, with nothing happening that i havent already described pretty well in previous posts.

  Ooh, except for the fact that the father passed out. The baby's head cleared the vagina, and all you see is the mother with her legs spread wide and a tiny little wrinkeled pug face emerging from the center of said legs, like the groundhog peeking out of his burrow. It was too much for the baby daddy, and while I caught the baby, the other med student had to catch the father.

  I have never in my life found something gross enough to make me pass out, and I have been an avid consumer of the internet for years now, from 2girls1cup to lemonparty.org, all the way back to the early days of goatse. Guess I am desensitized. go fig.

  Anyway, basically, my duties for the next two weeks will include waking up, and staring intently at vaginas for 12 hours a day. So pretty much like normal, except there is no computer screen in between

  

  so true
  and how have i been reacting to being sleep deprived for almost 4 days straight now?
  
  is it bad how often i describe my life with webcomics?

  • 7:41 pm
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