April 3, 2008

• Best Video Game Ever

  Fact or Fiction: (remember this is japan we are talking about)

  Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan

  As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and
  most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently
  and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new
  game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little
  surprised. After all with games like WarioWare and Raving Rabbids the
  Wii is no stranger to crazy gameplay mechanics… but it was quite
  unusual to see the “strap-on” style accessory and peeing action that
  Pii Pii Brothers provides. Normally ThinkGeek doesn’t carry video
  games, but we were so blown-away by Super Pii Pii Brothers that we
  immediately got our trusted Japanese importer on the phone and arranged
  to bring over a limited quantity of this amazing Wii game along with
  some cross regional boot discs to allow play on USA Wii consoles.

  The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the
  included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets
  are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to
  control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as
  you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy
  eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally
  the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra
  points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With
  realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms
  from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you’ll be
  entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player
  mode with dueling pee streams…

  

  According to the Japanese text on the box “Super Pii Pii Brothers
  promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the
  first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” What we say is
  that virtual peeing is damn fun!

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  Product Features:

  •   Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience
  • Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics
  • Imported from Japan
  • Comes with game disc and Wiimote belt harness
  • Includes cross regional boot disc to allow play on US Wii consoles
  • Minimal Japanese text makes game easy to understand if you can’t read Japanese
  • Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles
  • Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams

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