July 20, 2008

• Origin, Take two

  

  And lets wax weird today:

  craigslisting of particular weirdness.

  ”
  Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo
  System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is
  the post for you, then. ” including such gems as
  ” When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. ” and ” If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. “
  If you are die because you run out of time I will ejaculate prematurely.”
  “If
  you are hit by an enemy, I will become limp and flaccid until such time
  as you collect a mushroom and become Super Mario again.”

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