October 30, 2008
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Just Vote for me
If we decide to make health care a right, perhaps we should inform people of it as such. I suggest the Miranda Warning template
You have the right to remain healthy. Anything you do can and will be used against you by your health insurance provider. You have the right to speak to a doctor, and to have a doctor present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a doctor, one will be appointed for you at government expense.
And Now, A musical interlude:
Just Vote for Me-To the tune of Under the SeaMcain:
The health care is always better
when you’re getting it for free
or so says Barack Obama
but that is a fallacy
just look at the world around you
everyone is going poor
we need some deregulation
and so on November 4Just vote for me
Just vote for me
please make no blunder
healthcare’s going under
I’m who you need
experience is on my sideObama:
that is because you’re old as time
quit emphasizing
all of your lies and
just vote for methe voters are gonna choose me
cause they’re ready for a change
healthcare is for everybody
and its what I will arrangeuniversal health care coverage
a right of democracy
and so after the election
we’ll have a barak-cracyJust vote for me
Just vote for meI’m winning the debates
I’m taking your red states
its a certaintyMcCain:
the economy it was not great
and so my campaign it had to wait
now i’m devotin’
full time for vote’s n
Just vote for me
Just vote for me
get a tax credit
choose where to spend it
dont be a debtee (naturallee ee ee)Mcain: Just look at you, you are “that one”
Obama: speak for yourself, you right wing scumJoe the Plumber:
choosings a riddle
I’m in the middleMcain and Obama: Just vote for me!
Mcain: Your reverend spreads hate
Obama: Your VP is dumb
she’s costing you votes
Mcain: you secret muslim
Obama: I braved london’s fog
Mcain: I started a blog
Hillary: I should have made history! Me!Mcain: Your a communist
Obama: You’re down in the polls
Mcain: friends with terorrists
Obama: I was 8 years old
just throw in the towel
I’ve got Colin Powell
and Oprah too i’m gooooollllllllldMcain and Obama:
Just vote for me
Just vote for me
The other candidate
Doesn’t know Jack shit
I guarantee!Voters:
What do they got? A lot of lies?
Still, we must vote for one of these guysBoth:
Each little phrase here
Bound to earn praise here
Just vote for me
Each little stat here
Better than that here
Just vote for meObama:
On the campaign trail
This chief you should hailMcain:
A vote for this vet here
You wont regret hereAll
So this November
Please just remember
Just vote for me
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Comments (9)
This is great! Just singing along in my head….
@CarmenDeBizet - I second that idea!
AWESOME!
you, know in Sweden their universal healthcare system works by way of the government forcing private insurance companies to not turn anyone down.
Excellent.
Now I’ll have that stuck in my head all day.
Are we getting an audio post as well? Yes? Si?
I heard Sebastian’s voice in my head the whole time–love it!
That was brilliant, me thinks I’ll send it on to my husband. Thanks for a chuckle.
i just wrote a blog, and i was thinking, “Damn only one person would understand this blog, and it would be you.” lol.
It has organic chemistry in it. Do u recall? or is it useless when you become a doctor