April 17, 2009

• Musings

  It is very difficult for me to go to bed unless it is on the hour or half hour. I can not in good conscience turn in when the clock reads 12:36, 1:05, or 2:47…I always end up rounding up. So instead here are some random thoughts I had or links I came across today

  Fed up Texans want to secede
  “‘Texas is a unique place,’ he said. ‘When we came into the union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that.’”
  Yes, Texas, go ahead and secede. Mexico has been waiting for you… and undressing you with his eyes.

  I am really happy to know that being an actual Pirate is still a viable career choice…do I need to go to Pirate college, or just sign up for a parrot and peg leg?

  Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and its helpless to reach potential customers

  “Here’s to the Gents and Ladies
  And the foolish times we spent
  They cost me Afterlife in Paradise
  And they were worth every single cent””
  -Straight To Hell, by Great Big Sea

  Easter preparations finally settled down, and will be celebrating this weekend. Dyed all the eggs blood red earlier today, since it was Holy Thursday and that is what you are supposed to do.

  Hope everyone else is having an interesting life at the moment.

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