May 17, 2009

• Happy Birthday to me!

  I am 28 years old today!

  Another year has passed on by
  Another year i didnt die
  Another year around the sun
  Another year of having fun
  Another year, make no mistake
  Another-screw this, time for cake!

  
  
  I have a birthday today. I love my birthday. It is a defiant little holiday: HA HA HA I AM HERE. TAKE THAT, SUCKERS.

   It would be cool if you grew every single year on your birthday. Or maybe people should start to shrink at a certain point in their lives instead, and get gradually smaller and smaller until death. Then you could keep Grandma in a jar (dont forget to poke some holes in the lid!) and when she disappeared, you would know that she had died. Solves the nursing home issue but the potential for elder abuse goes way up. Hmmm.

  With the traditional part of the post out of the way, I should also probably mention that I am in fact future posting this, as I will be spending my actual birthday exploring the sphix, looking for the stargate under the giza pyramids, and making zombie noises at other tourists in the necropolis…maybe even reading from the book of the dead, who knows?

  As you read this, I am dressed like Indiana Jones, complete with fedora, satchel, leather jacket, and whip if it made it through airport security.

  Hope everyone in xangaland is doing well, I will resume posting and catching up with everyone when I return in a month

  For more of my adventures, go watch Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark, the last crusade, lawrence of arabia, the mummy, the mummy returns, or stargate

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