November 5, 2011

• Always Fresh, Always Real

  1)

  Dr. J: “Any other questions?”

  Mr. Clueless: “My wife is having a baby soon. When does the doctor poke holes in her nipples to let the milk out?”

  2)

  Mr. Allergy: “I’m allergic to Oxycontin.”

  Dr. J: “What happens when you take it?”

  Mr. Allergy: “I have no idea, but I woke up in jail.

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