November 15, 2011

• Innuendo Time!

  Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with!
   
  1- Talk about a huge breast
  2- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
  3- its cool whip time!
  4- If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
  5- Whew, that’s one terrific spread
  6- I’m in the mood for a little dark meat
  7- Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8- Its just a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9- Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
  10- Don’t play with your meat
  11- Just spread the legs open and stuff it
  12- Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
  13-I didn’t expect everyone to come at once
  14- You still have a little bit on your chin!
  15- You’ll know its ready when it pops up
  16- How long will it take after you stick it in?
  17- Wow- I didn’t think I could handle all that
  18- That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen
  19- How long do I beat it before its ready?

  • 2:09 am
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