March 19, 2012

• India!

  Currently on vacation in India, and in two days have learned the following 1. If you can drive in India, you can drive anywhere. Corollary-new york cabbies now make sense 2. People do not automatically burst into song and dance, but a few well placed rupees can easily fix that 3. You dont know what pollution is until you sneeze black boogers. Literally, coal black. Just breathing here is a pack a week habit 4. No matter what you say about your tolerance for spicy food, indian people wont believe you 5. Dont drink the water. IMPORTANT COROLLARY: ice counts as water. Anyway, short round, ward, nakochan and I are off on a two week blitz through bollywood and beyond with photo posts to eventually folow…until then, namaste Dr J

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