parodies

  • Just Vote for me

    If we decide to make health care a right, perhaps we should inform people of it as such. I suggest the Miranda Warning template

    You have the right to remain healthy. Anything you do can and will be used against you by your health insurance provider. You have the right to speak to a doctor, and to have a doctor present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a doctor, one will be appointed for you at government expense.

    And Now, A musical interlude:
    Just Vote for Me-To the tune of Under the Sea

    Mcain:

    The health care is always better
    when you’re getting it for free
    or so says Barack Obama
    but that is a fallacy
    just look at the world around you
    everyone is going poor
    we need some deregulation
    and so on November 4

    Just vote for me
    Just vote for me
    please make no blunder
    healthcare’s going under
    I’m who you need
    experience is on my side

    Obama:
    that is because you’re old as time
    quit emphasizing
    all of your lies and
    just vote for me

    the voters are gonna choose me
    cause they’re ready for a change
    healthcare is for everybody
    and its what I will arrange

    universal health care coverage
    a right of democracy
    and so after the election
    we’ll have a barak-cracy

    Just vote for me
    Just vote for me

    I’m winning the debates
    I’m taking your red states
    its a certainty

    McCain:
    the economy it was not great
    and so my campaign it had to wait
    now i’m devotin’
    full time for vote’s n
    Just vote for me
    Just vote for me
    get a tax credit
    choose where to spend it
    dont be a debtee (naturallee ee ee)

    Mcain: Just look at you, you are “that one”
    Obama: speak for yourself, you right wing scum

    Joe the Plumber:
    choosings a riddle
    I’m in the middle

    Mcain and Obama: Just vote for me!

    Mcain: Your reverend spreads hate
    Obama: Your VP is dumb
    she’s costing you votes
    Mcain: you secret muslim
    Obama: I braved london’s fog
    Mcain: I started a blog
    Hillary: I should have made history! Me!

    Mcain: Your a communist
    Obama: You’re down in the polls
    Mcain: friends with terorrists
    Obama: I was 8 years old
    just throw in the towel
    I’ve got Colin Powell
    and Oprah too i’m gooooollllllllld

    Mcain and Obama:
    Just vote for me
    Just vote for me
    The other candidate
    Doesn’t know Jack shit
    I guarantee!

    Voters:
    What do they got? A lot of lies?
    Still, we must vote for one of these guys

    Both:

    Each little phrase here
    Bound to earn praise here
    Just vote for me
    Each little stat here
    Better than that here
    Just vote for me

    Obama:

    On the campaign trail
    This chief you should hail

    Mcain:
    A vote for this vet here
    You wont regret here

    All
    So this November
    Please just remember
    Just vote for me

  • The Boy Band’s Back!

    The latest boy band…I am the one in the blue!


    -J

  • Arachnian Rhapsody

    PETER PARKER: Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Bit by a spider,
    Now it’s changed my reality.

    MARY JANE: Open your eyes
    Our love is meant to be!

    PP: I’m just a nerd boy,
    I get no sympathy

    CHORUS: Your life is nerdity, mockery,
    One-handed love for thee

    PP: Anyway the web goes, Stan Lee doesn’t matter to me, to me.

    PP: Aunt May just lost her man
    I didn’t stop the guy
    But I could have, should have tried.
    Aunt May, I have just begun
    To use my new power responsibly.
    Aunt May, o-o-o-o,
    I had to let him die.
    Now I have an awesome origin story
    So I can go fight crime, that’s all that really matters.

    NORMAN OSBORN: That’s it, my time has come.
    Being CEO is lame
    When you’ve made pumpkins of flame.
    Goodbye everybody, I’ll kill you all;
    I’m all hopped up on some mutant PCP.
    Harry, o-o-o-o,
    You’re a lame-ass son,
    I sometimes wish you’d never been born at all…

    NO: I see a little silhouetto of a nerd-
    CHORUS: Spider man! Spider man! He is gonna whup your butt now!
    NO: Pumpkin bombs and green gas!
    PP: Damn, he’s kicking my ass! Eeep!
    CHORUS: Peter Parker! Peter Parker!
    Peter Parker! Peter Parker!
    Mary Jane is giving him wet dreams…
    PP: I’m still a nerd boy with a dead family!
    CHORUS: He’s still a nerd boy in the university!
    MJ: I’ll date his best friend, such a tragedy!
    PP: Fighting crime, need a job, look at my photos?
    J. JONAH JAMESON: YOU’RE FIRED! No, I’ll buy your crap photos.
    PP: My photos?
    JJJ: YOU’RE FIRED! No, make Spidey look crap-o.
    PP: But you know-
    JJJ: YOU’RE FIRED! Yo, Miss Brant, ditch this hobo.
    PP: Now I’ll go-
    JJJ: Make Spidey look crap-o!
    PP: Green Goblin?
    JJJ: That does not even rhyme!
    PP: What’s that no-
    NO: Now-I’ll-beat-you-like-a-ho!
    PP: Gone to dinner with my fam’ly-
    CHORUS: Norm and Harry have a row!
    The Green Goblin has discovered you are Spider-Man! Yes man! You’re cannned!

    [Cue guitar riff]

    NO: So you think you can shun me and hurt my pride?
    I’ve got your girl and a tram of folks and they’re fried!
    PP: No, baby! I can catch them both baby!
    NO: Left hook from the side!
    PP: Spider-Sense denied!
    MJ: Get him Tiger!

    [Cue fight scene]

    NO: Don’t tell little Harry
    That his dad’s crazy… *dies*
    PP: What do I tell Harry? What do I tell MJ? Why me?

  • Notorious W.I.Z.

    found on another site and reposted here for all of you…

    “yeah, dis one goes out to my homies who left us. sirius, you know i
    never forget you. you my houseelf, dawg. you always will be. cedric,
    you like a brother to me. dumbledore, man, things ain’t right no more…

    in the beginning i thought i was a muggle
    but voldemort is back and now i’m caught up in the struggle
    i don’t need no love potion to get me these hoes
    i went right out of hogwarts straight into the pros
    it’s like
    if you try to mess with me, i’ll hit you with a confundus
    you know me and ron weasly mother fucking run dis.
    just me and my boys and my boys have got my back
    remus lupin and sirius black
    even draco malfoy had to get to steppin’
    ’cause i found out that prophecy was voldemort’s secret weapon!
    even though i crashed into the whomping willow tree
    snape is teaching me to be l33t at occlumency
    fred and george weasley in the dorm rooms hustlin’
    when all of a sudden mcgonnall busts in
    says “boys, you’d better see me ’round about an hour
    or i’ll make sure your mother sends you a howler”
    but with all of this commotion nobody can see
    that i am wearing the robe of invisibility
    i’m going sneak out and see the mirror of erowid
    and try to find out what my parents would’ve did
    if they had caught voldemort vying for a throne
    coming back to life with the socerors stone.
    my name is harry potter and i’m the hogwarts champion
    i know this beat is phat but it’s just a tiny samplin’
    i got all the magic ladies screaming for more
    hermione granger and fleur delacour
    were all up on dese nuts ‘guess it must be the scar
    that’s havin’ all these women in here startin’ to see stars.
    birthdays were the worst days
    now i sip butterbeer when i’m thirstay…”

    -J

  • Music while the posts are on hold…

    xanga is being a great big bitch with the uploading of pics now, so
    whilst i try to figure this out, here is another song parody i wrote
    because this damned tune has been stuck in my head for too long, and i
    am reaching the point where i am actually starting to like it. Therefor
    in an attempt to combat this, here you are…

    http://media.putfile.com/uykyulk

    above link is the original song so you know the tune

    So Sick
    original song by Ne-Yo
    new lyrics by The Josh

    Gotta change the station once again
    Now that Neyo’s on
    Cuz it’s like it never ends
    Playing that damn song
    And I know it makes no sense
    What is he singing for
    If you don’t like love songs, Then don’t make anymore…

    (it’s ridiculous)
    every day
    you will hear them play it
    (hip-hop stations and KIIS)
    other songs do exist
    (enough is enough)
    no more driving round
    volume down
    I’m so tired of hearing you
    What am I to do?

    And I’m so sick of this song
    Drives me insane
    Wish I could rip the sounds from my brain
    Said I’m so sick of Neyo, he’s got to go
    Guess I’ll just turn off the radio

    Gotta fix that ipod that I have
    Get a new battery
    Because no more radio
    Means I’m down to my mp3’s
    Oh when will the next one hit wonder
    Come to set me free
    Or is NPR the only
    Station left for me?

     That’s the reason I’m so sick of this song
    it’s my worst fear
    I might just have to rip off my ears
    Said I’m so sick of neyo wasting his breath
    So bad I almost wish that I was deaf

    (leave me alone)
    leave me alone
    (stupid damn song)
    if one more time this reaches me
    going on a killing spree
    let it go
    turning off the radio

    And I’m so sick of this song

    Drives me insane

    Wish I could rip the sounds from my brain

    Said I’m so sick of Neyo, he’s got to go

    Guess I’ll just turn off the radio

    said  I’m so sick of this song

    it’s my worst fear

    I might just have to rip off my ears

    Said I’m so sick of neyo wasting his breath

    So bad I almost wish that I was deaf

    said I’m so sick of this song
    give it a rest

    I would rather visit my dentist

    Said I’m so sick of neyo play something new
    here’s my protest hope i dont get sued
    (here’s my protest hope i dont get sued)
    here’s my protest hope i dont get sued

    -J

    Fact of the day: Darth Vader is the second most recognized movie character on earth, after James Bond

  • Medical Mnemonic Fun Time!

    1)What inserts into Pes Anserinus? Some God-damned Tendon

    Sartorius, Gracilis, SemiTendonosis

    2)The branches of the facial nerve: Two goats bit my crotch

    Temporal, Zy(goat)matic, Buccal, Marginal Mandibular, Cervical

    I’m losing body parts faster than I can find new ones. Faster than Marty McFly.
    Fast. And furious. It’s not that they’re going anywhere on the physical
    plane, but their common names are starting to sound less familiar by
    the day. I’m beginning to think my brain’s gotten the go-ahead signal
    to start deleting information, no matter if I like it or not.
    Personally, I think getting rid of the lyrics to So into you or the theme to Captain Planet might be wiser places to start the neural trimming, but I guess you don’t really get a say.

    My shoulder’s way gone. Has been for awhile. Hands and
    fingers left a while ago. Pelvis has drifted away. Now legs and feet
    are falling apart quickly, too. Did you know the leg is only the part
    BELOW the knee? i always thought of the whol lower extremity as my leg.

    Maybe this is just because I’m
    a med student (and yay for that!), but now that I’m learning every part
    of the human body, I’m kinda pissed I was never taught it before. It
    makes you appreciate your body a lot more. Or it does for me, at least.

     for example, I used to always think of my shoulder as, well, a shoulder. Y’know—the
    rounded-off area between your neck and your arm? It always had a
    definite shape (”shoulder-shaped”), it was fairly solid, and, although
    it never had any specific boundaries, I kind of had an idea of where my
    shoulder started and ended. Turns out, I was completely wrong.

    It’s not really a body part to me anymore. It probably will never be
    one to me again. It’s a collection of bones and muscles and tendons and
    ligaments that are shaped in a certain way. That notch on the top? Used
    to be the defining palpable area that I’d call my shoulder. Turns out,
    it’s the acromion of your scapula.
    I know! Who knew? Follow it down, that bony part—it’s more scapula. And
    around the front? Scapula. Clavicle. It’s hard to convey the feeling or
    the contrast. Of course I knew we had bones, but now, I know exactly where they are. My shoulder’s not a shoulder. It’s a scapula. With muscle all over it.

    It’s the same with muscles. I knew we had muscles, but now, I know exactly what they do.
    It’s a bizarre feeling trying to examine yourself, figure out where
    your muscles are, and what’s making what move. It’s so natural, so
    thoughtless, that even trying to think
    what muscles are
    moving seems forced and out of place. It’s as if I’m somehow surprised
    that we don’t have to will our muscles to move. Biceps Femoris, 
    long and short heads, contract! Extensors digitorum, go! Tibialis
    Posterio, plantarflex!

    Have you all figured out the level of stress that this anatomy exam is causing me? HAVE YOU?

    well if you have, you are probably asking why there has been no parody written yet. Well folks, here it is

    To the tune of U2′s still haven’t found what i’m lookin for

    I’ve reflected, I have probed
    I have searched my frontal lobe
    Only to see through you
    Only to see through you

    I’ve tried bluntly,
    I’ve tried sharp,
    Looked around your meta tars
    Only to flex you
    Just minimi and you

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

    There’s your ASIS, on your hips
    And profundus, in your fingertips
    These words I acquire
    This learning desire

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

    I believe knowledge will come
    But where are you, infundibulum?
    Infundibulum!
    Yes I’m still searchin’

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    Oh Doc Manion, I haven’t found, what I’m lookin’ for�

    -J

    The Josh still hasn’t found what he’s looking for…but he’s checking under the sofa cushions next

  • How the GI stole Christmas

    1st and foremost: HAPPY BDAY REG! go to her site and comment!

    and now a masterpiece theater that is truly a masterpiece, if i do say
    so myself (not that my students appreciated it, not a funny bone in
    their body)

    How the GI (Gastrointestinal System) Stole Christmas
    The image “http://mark.excogito.org/grinch%2001.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

    Each M1 in waukegan liked christmas a lot
    but bargus, who had to study GI, did
    not!
     
    GI hated Bargus! Gave him indigestion!
    B:but why cant i learn
    this? Now THAT is the question
     
    It could be that he needed to study at
    borders
    it could be, perhaps, all those stupid
    transporters
    but i think that the most likely reason of
    all
    may have been that his brain was two sizes too
    small
    The image “http://www.perpich.com/neuroed/images/brain_illo.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
     
    But,
    whatever the reason
    he loudly did sigh
    and stood there before midterms, hating
    GI
    staring down from the dorms, and in need of a
    bath
    at the warm lighted windows, below in the
    rath
    for he knew Dr Sackin at R F U M S
    was busy now, writing impossible tests
     
    and still i’m befuddled he groaned
    with a grimace
    next week’s the exam, for sure i am
    finished!
    and he quivered his whole body quite quickly
    quailing
    I MUST find a way to keep myself from
    failing

  • Education: The Musical

    Okay so you guys are in for a special treat tonite! Especially Kelly
    and Kim, who I know appreciate my bouts into med school dorkiness. SO i
    have mentioned a few times before on this interweb thing that I am a
    t.a. and reviewer for Physiology, and also that each week for review,
    Ryan and I usually do a little educational skit. Well although most of
    them require filming and live action for this week i just did a song
    parody like back in the day (remember, Apryl? good old finals week
    stress??)

    So here it is posted for you guys…let me know what you think. Sing along, you might just learn something

    Digestion
    To the tune of Mrs Robinson

    chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew

    Well what goes on during digestion?
    eat the food but after that who knows?
    oh oh oh
    Well then lets learn about digestion
    how the gut takes nutrients away
    hey hey hey-hey hey

    Lets start with the cephalic phase when you see food you like
    saliva contains alpha amylase
    in the stomach HCL and gastrin from vagi
    help the stomach get set up for eating that pie

    the next step in our digestion
    esophagus moves the food below
    oh oh oh
    the l-e-s lets the food go by
    if it dont thats a-chalasi-a
    hey hey hey-hey hey hey

    In duodenum the chyme becomes isotonic
    from pancreatic secretions now
    but in the jejunums where most absorption takes place
    ileum just secretes bicarb, K, and waste

    a reflex in our digestion
    food in stomach makes ileum go
    colon ho!
    now we’re in the large intestine
    use the valsalva, its bombs away
    hey hey hey-hey hey hey

    sitting in the east pod for a tuesday night review
    learning how the food moves down your gut
    B-E-R it, M-M-C it, how do you know which?
    studying for digestion’s a bitch

    BER comes after a meal
    moving through the gut what you just chewed
    ooh ooh ooh
    MMC when stomach’s empty
    every 90 minutes lest you ate
    hey hey hey-hey hey hey

    AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Because I am sure you have all missed them, here are some more ADVENTURES IN AIM

    Y2KenH: if they talk more than they walk, i’m not watching it
    Y2KenH: it becomes like dragon ball z
    coffeeweasel: oh you mean in terms of action sequences?
    Y2KenH: next episode: main character moves a foot

    Y2KenH: that clown in the van idea is a double edged sword

    coffeeweasel:At the gym…sweating like r kelly at the kids choice awards…
    RitikaUCI: you are the gross

    Alright, so yes, i know i am consistently promising you these diwali
    pics and then not delivering them so you all think i am a ridiculous
    hateful person, or at the very least a tease. My little xanga here is a
    bit like sex in that regard. getting some only makes both you and me
    want more.

    It is not precisely like sex, however, because
    A) you most likely do not weep with gratitude after viewing my pic
    posts and/or reading entries because you have never been satisfied like
    that before AND
    B) I do not perform my spastic touchdown dance after each entry, the way i do on those few occasions i now get laid

    But I digress the point was, i have a truckload of work i am having to
    be doing, and i am really really far behind in it, and there are many
    many pics to post, and frankly i am as tired as the last remaining
    prostitute in mexico city, although sadly, not as wealthy and long
    story short if i do not see comments, i get less inclined to post.

    This is in no way a snotty why aren’t you people commenting thing. I am
    simply just more motivated to keep writing when i know people are
    reading, and lately i have apparently not written anything worth
    commenting about…my bad. But to those of you who did comment, thanks!
    gold star and 2 points for you!…first one to hit 26 points, gets a
    xmas present sent to them from me!

    Y2KenH is still in the lead, but anyone can play…comment for more ways to earn points

    So yes, basically this whole post was an excuse to say no Diwali pics
    til later this week now. But here is a teaser pic of me with the guys
    from the Bhangra dance

    That’s right…Josh is number one Punjabi! Balle Balle. Also seen,
    harmandeep, neeraj, and sanjam, who is a real sardar and tied all our
    turbans. There dont say i never gave you anything

    -J
     
    Quote of the day:”Come on guys, the night is a fetus!”  re: trying to figure out what to do
    (as in the night is full of unborn possibilities for my readers who just dont get it)

  • It sucks to be me-A musical Interlude

    Huzzah, so now xanga has a title option which will make my old posts
    that much easier to search through-once i get drunk enough to go back
    and give them all titles. Which will probably never happen, but it is
    important to have a few unreachable goals so you can always keep
    reaching

    Anyway, got bored one day and (isnt this always how good things start?)
    decided to rewrite one of my favorite songs from Avenue Q using the
    people surrounding me. Just like the finals parodies from back in the
    day, only not with finals!

    And for those of you who are new enough to this here electronic thing
    that you do not know what the finals parodies are check out my webpage
    at www.geocities.com/rveblade to discover just how twisted i really am

    So anyway this is to the tune of What do you do with a B.A. in
    english/it sucks to be me from Avenue Q, i show i suggest you all go
    see as soon as possible

    It sucks to be me

    (Student newly admitted to Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science walks onstage)

    New Student (NS):
    Where in the hell do you find North Chicago
    Where is my med school-to-be
    Four years of college
    pre-medical knowledge
    accquired from my own UC

    I thought it’d be downtown
    but its nowhere to be found
    illinoi’s a big scary state
    at least i’ll rest easy
    everyone’s from cali
    coming here must have been faate…

    (Enter Phil and Lyanne-chatting in the library and overall just complaining about those things us med students complain about)

    P: I dont know lyanne, i am still excited to be a med student, it’s just that…
    L: just that what?

    Phil:
    When I first moved here, i thought it would be
    A walk in the park to become an MD
    but its second quarter, i struggle for C’s
    I’m dumb. Oh well
    It sucks to be me
    It sucks to be me
    It sucks to spend all of my free time inside the library
    It sucks to be me

    L: you think your life sucks?
    P: I think so

    Lyanne:
    Well, I’m kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart
    I mastered physiology of the heart
    but as for histo i dont know where to start
    so whyy-can’t i figure this out? Fuck!
    It sucks to be me
    It sucks to be me

    Both: It sucks to be Phil and Lyanne
    P: To not have a clue
    L: to not have a plan
    B: It sucks to be me

    (enter Josh and Ryan, planning out the next physio masterpiece theater for review)
    L: Hey Josh, Ryan, could you settle something for us?
    J: sure
    P: whose life sucks more, mine or Lyanne’s?
    R: ours!

    J: often seen together, we’re physio t.a.’s
    R: we get harassed with questions nearly every single day
    J: so it should come as no surprise when we say that
    R: every day there’s an aggravation
    J: ought to submit our resignation

    J: Physio questions-when we’re doing histo
    R: no thank you’s after, we barely even get hellos
    J: in fact unless there is something they dont know, we’re squat
    R: makes us blue
    J: that’s why we, will say too

    J: It sucks to be me
    R: It sucks to be me
    P: It sucks to be me
    L: It sucks to be me

    All: is there anybody here it doesnt suck to be?

    (Tam enters)

    T: Why you all complaining?
    P: cuz our lives suck
    T: YOUR lives suck? Am i hearing you correctly

    T: They call me the godfather, in physio reviews
    I used to make up handouts-but got no gratitude!
    learned all this last year, still with me they argue
    but physio…
    is where i got my masters
    so i have no patience
    and t.a. sessions lefts are only three
    and then at last i will be free!

    It suck to be me! It suck to be me! I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka suck! it suck to be me

    (New student wanders  into the library)
    NS: Hey i just got accepted into this school, and I was wondering if
    you guys could maybe tell me anything i should know or show me around
    T: Why did you come all the way out here?
    NS: well, i applied to a bunch of schools, but California doesn’t give its residents preference. but this area seems nice
    R: you better talk to the super
    NS: you have a superintendent?
    J: Not quite…yo! Bargus!

    Bargus: I’m coming, I’m coming
    NS: Oh my god! he’s dressed as superman!
    B: yes I am!

    B: My name is Bargus, from physio review
    I had a social life once, but now i’m an M2
    now i’m blue cuz all my time is for boards review
    but i’m here! and superman obsessed! at med school RFU

    All: it sucks to be you
    J: you win!
    A: it sucks to be you
    R: I feel better now
    B: try having five different classes in a day to memorize-it gets old

    All
    in north chicago
    sucks to be me
    in middle of no (where)
    sucks to be you
    man this just blows
    sucks to be us but not when we’re together
    we’re together
    down at RFU

    So there you go…if you want to know what the actual song sounds like, AIM coffeeweasel, and i shall send it to you

    -J

    It doesn’t really suck to be The Josh, sometimes it just feels that way

  • Strangest sentence I heard yesterday: Josh, how do you give CPR to a dog

    And I honestly had no clue. I mean, i figured the chest compressions
    would be the same, but i had no idea what to do for the breath giving
    part…do you intubate the canine? pinch it’s snoot? what? Just that
    sentence made me have sooo soo much more respect for veterinarians in
    general.

    But i still want to be a people doctor, i dont think i could bear seeing animals die.

    Wow, i just realized how terrible the above sentence sounded. I dont
    want to see people die either, but i deal with that way better than I
    deal with animal death.

    So yeah, H, let me know what ended up happening with that

    Oh Oh Oh! Calabasas people gather round, the circle has caught some
    more information. Blake Baxter, one of my friends from high school, and
    one of the most skilled drivers I know (read as reckless with talent)
    is currently the maitre’d at Islands. In addition, he decided after
    completing his music major that he had no desire to do music and is now
    in the special services branch of the military, which I am told is
    among the most dangerous. Although Y2KenH will have to verify that for
    me, as I have been listening to how hardcore the marines are from him
    since we were kids And I believe it too. So yes, blake has gone
    from music major to trained killer and will be commisioned soon. Best
    of luck to him

    Anatomy wise, we have started dissecting the upper extremity and the hand. This means two things

    1) I have started cracking every horrible inappropriate pun in the book
    I gotta hand it to you there…
    Youre quite handy with that scalpel…
    Need a hand?
    Look at that handjob she gave him…

    My group is probably ready to skin me.

    2) New dissecting song…I will just give you guys a snippet, cuz it is
    not done yet and we have 3 more upper extremity labs to go

    To the tune of Baby Got Back

    I like big nerves and I cannot lie
    you other students can’t deny
    when you find a nerve in an itty bitty place
    but know what it In-ner-vates
    then you Jam
    wanna throw up your hands
    using your brachial plexus
    even those arteries
    supply muscles like these

    oh biceps i wanna extend ya
    but your a flex-a
    my professor tried to warn me
    but dissecting makes
    me so corny!

    Oh there’s some fascia
    you say this course you wanna pass, huh?
    skin cleanly cleanly
    right throught that apo-neourosis

    I see that tendon
    the hell it inserts in?
    I guess
    check
    still don’t know it so i’m a wreck

    so tired of anatomy
    naming everything I see
    if you ask me what i have learned by now
    it amounts to jack

    so fellas (yeah?)
    fellas (yeah?)
    are your brains understuffed? (hell yeah!)
    then study (study) study (study)
    study til your good

    let’s start with the back!

    Erm yeah. Oh and as for my relationship life. Remeber that picture of
    the horse with the carrot dangling in front of it, and it never quite
    reaches it, but keeps trying anyway?

    Yeah, it’s kinda like that

    On the upside here are some peeing statues. These Czech animatronic statues realistically urinate on the trough
    before them, moving their hips and organs in concert. Their “pee”
    spells out quotes from famous Prague residents.

    While
    they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric
    mechanism driven by a couple of microprocessors swivels the upper part
    of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water
    writes quotes from famous Prague residents.
    Visitor can interupt them by sending SMS message from mobile phone
    to a number, displayed next to the sculptures. The living statue then
    ‘writes’ the text of the message, before carrying on as before.

    Seriously, I am so glad to be me and know that there are things like this in the world to cheer me up whenever i feel down

    -J

    Josh needs good juju