March 4, 2004

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  I am a gullible whore!

  
  
  
  
  

  The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)    Just…take…the…fucking…flower…darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.    You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit. Your exact opposite: The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master    In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach CONSIDER: The Priss

  
  

  Sorry…I can’t make the font show up dark, so just highlight the writing…it’s all there, i promise

  
  

  So I finally caved, and took the test that everyone and their cousin has been posting on xanga recently. Where on earth do they come up with these names? And why can’t i link to them? I want to see the playstation, and the peach, and why i should avoid them. Why is the playboy my exact opposite? Grr. Arrgh. Grarrgh?

  
  

  Ok well with that out of the way at least. Looks like Kerry has got the democratic nomination all locked up by this point. And he even has a great slogan waiting for him…Anybody but Bush 2004. I’m am SO for that. I just hope his creepy, corpselike appearance doesn’t scare everyone away. But then, at least kerry just looks like a corpse, while bush is busy generating them.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

  “and i owe it all to face paralyzing bacteria”-if i had a nickel for every time i heard that…well, i’d have a nickel.

  
  

  Tomorrow is my stand up show! Many people coming however do not seem to be entirely happy about the two drink minimum required by the club. Next time, i will have to do an unpaid show, so they can all sit and laugh in cottonmouthed joy. I appreciate the dilemma folks, but do you have any idea how HARD it is to get a weekend booking in this town if you are an amateur?

  
  

  So my dad is all involved with the Mars Rover project, and leaping up and down excitedly at having found water on mars. The real exciting thing however is that if there was water, there may have been life. Bacterial, granted, but then again, bacteria is the only culture some people have. Anyway, if they find life on mars, then it would mean not only are we not alone in the universe, but potentially they could analyze the dna, and who knows? it may turn out that we came from mars. Wouldn’t that just throw a wrench into the whole creationism thing. I hope we can find life on mars with similar dna, just so I watch the excuses all the religious nutjobs come up with to prove overwhelming evidence wrong in the face of blind, obedient doctrine. I will go buy popcorn now

  
  

  

  
  

  apparently, starbucks is in fact, one of those lower life forms we evolved from

  
  

  -Josh

  
  

  “One Day son, all this will be yours”
  “What, the curtains?”

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