January 5, 2006

• Same ol’ Shit, Brand New Year

  I know, I know, i need to post pictures…and i will. but i have been
  way more exahusted the last couple days than i can account for and just
  need to sleep…so instead here is my usual random distractions to
  disguise the fact i have nothing to post

  and dude, charles looks like some serious beef jerky…someone forgot
  to re douse him in formaldehyde while we were on break…and few things
  are worse than having to try and dissect a dried up cadaver

  oh well. in the meantime here is some random quiz pulled from myspace because i am bored.

  1. How old were you when you got your first real kiss?  all
  kisses are real…but if you mean from a peer of the opposite sex, that
  would probably be around 7th grade from  alison lowry my then
  long-term girlfriend of like a whole week!

  2. How do you flush the toilet in public? why do these surveys
  always have these stupid kinds of questions on this… do people really
  want to know this stuff? with my foot…i’m a nerd

  3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
  the way i drive, it would be foolish not too (that one’s for you drew!)

  4. Do you have a crush on someone?
  yes, and her name is medicine.

  5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it: talent

  6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? myself, or my brother when  he becomes famous

  7. What is your favorite pizza topping? since i dont eat pizza, that would be absolutely nothing

  8. Finish this sentence: In 5 years from now, I will: be an honest
  to goodness actual doctor and just starting to pay off my
  loans…yippee skippee

  9. Do you crack your knuckles? my knuckles, my back, my legs, my neck…for 24 years old, i am falling apart

  10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
  any song that i only know the chorus too, because to get a song out of
  my head i must sing it in its entirety . Wierd fact about me. right now
  though, banana phone is in my head. RING RING RING RING RING BANANA
  PHONE!

  11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

  12. What are your super powers? much like batman, i dont need 
  any. however teleportation would certainly make traveling cheaper

  13. Peppermint or spearmint? what, schnapps?

  14. Where are your car keys? on my desk, next to naruto and wolverine so no one tries to steal my car

  15. Who’s answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
  anyone’s…mary jenn, and kelly because it is fun to tag them. but really, anyone who reads it, i am intereted in your response

  16. What’s your most annoying habit?
  being so damn charming. and
  whistling, apparently. people are irritated by my constant whistling
  for no good reason other than happiness

  17.Where did you last go on vacation?
  japan (well, in a month) before that…um  new york

  18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it,
  who would it be?oh geez, where to start…how about with ashton
  kutcher…punk’d bitch! now get the hell off the television

  19. What is your best physical feature?
  what isn’t?

  21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
  pasta,  soy milk, rice

  22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
  -kiss the tips of my fingers and touch them to the ceiling when drving through yellow light,
  -must listen to eye of the tiger before any exam, or doomed to fail
  (not guaranteed to do well if i do listen, just doomed to fail if i
  dont)
  -happy thoughts keep the plane up
  -tossing salt over your shoulder if you spill some
  -keep a gree k charm in my car to ward off evil eye
  -all new cars must have their first couple passengers throw in 18 cents
  for good luck…this money is never to leave the car or bad things will
  happen

  I am a superstitious mofo. But since there were three car references in that quiz, here is the best jeep commercial ever. Bonus points for wacky porn, jeep!

  and something as hair raising and equally disturbing as that last commercial was titillating (ha! i made a pun!)

  -J

  The Josh will be here all week ladies and gents, try the chicken, its delicious!

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