January 18, 2006

• Okay folks it is time for a brand new game. Mostly because i am bored
  and betting that if you are here, you probably are too. So here is the
  deal. When my bro and I were younger (oh who am I kidding, we do this
  now) we used to like to invent our own diseases and symptoms…and
  invariably they all ended up being STD’s. Yup i was a pervert from an
  early age. Anywho, i now challenge you to come up with your own disease
  and comment with it. 5 points to the winner!

  Example:
  Pubic Elves-leave a sparkling green rash across your genitals
  Anal Dwarves- tiny little men who leave numerous small lacerations in your ass from their mining

  cmon, you know you want to play!

  And for those of you who by this point are figuring i am completely
  beyond all hope of ever getting some kind of maturity/culture/etc, here
  is an excerpt from one of my favorite poems to show you i am about more
  than medicine, wacky pron and japan (although admittedly, not much )

  Tell me not in mournful numbers, life is but an empty dream!
  For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem
  Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not it’s goal;
  Dust thou art, to dust returnest, was not spoken of the soul
  Not enjoyment and not sorrow, is our destined end or way
  But to act that each tomorrow find us farther than today
  Art is long and Time is fleeting, and our hearts though stout and brave
  Still like muffled drums are beating funeral marches to the grave
  -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  -J

  The Josh is a 24 year olds mind with a 3 year olds attention span
  

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