January 18, 2006
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Okay folks it is time for a brand new game. Mostly because i am bored
and betting that if you are here, you probably are too. So here is the
deal. When my bro and I were younger (oh who am I kidding, we do this
now) we used to like to invent our own diseases and symptoms…and
invariably they all ended up being STD’s. Yup i was a pervert from an
early age. Anywho, i now challenge you to come up with your own disease
and comment with it. 5 points to the winner!Example:
Pubic Elves-leave a sparkling green rash across your genitals
Anal Dwarves- tiny little men who leave numerous small lacerations in your ass from their miningcmon, you know you want to play!
And for those of you who by this point are figuring i am completely
beyond all hope of ever getting some kind of maturity/culture/etc, here
is an excerpt from one of my favorite poems to show you i am about more
than medicine, wacky pron and japan (although admittedly, not much)
Tell me not in mournful numbers, life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem
Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not it’s goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest, was not spoken of the soul
Not enjoyment and not sorrow, is our destined end or way
But to act that each tomorrow find us farther than today
Art is long and Time is fleeting, and our hearts though stout and brave
Still like muffled drums are beating funeral marches to the grave
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow-J
The Josh is a 24 year olds mind with a 3 year olds attention span
Comments (4)
I gots me some trapped anal dwarves.
Love the poem. Hate the game. Boys are gross.
Have a Great Day!
MK
don’t worry i don’t think you are an axe murderer. you can stay a couple nights. you might have to entertain yourself since i work thursday and friday like a normal person. but i could show you around nara on saturday.
Pubic Lights – Cave-dwelling fungiform induces swelling of the cuddly bits and a soft, comforting glow. Comes in Red, Green, or Midnight Blue.
I got to examine my first cadaver today in Anatomy! Tomorrow’s the dissection of small furry mammals. Woot! -Frank