February 1, 2007

• Idoc

  Though i am not sure of the practicality of said device, the idea is awesome

  // document.write(‘ ‘); //	Stethoscope Recording Package
  	Price per Unit (piece): $495.00
  	$650 if purchased separately! Thinklabs Stethoscope Recording Package includes: - Thinklabs ds32a Digital Stethoscope with 3-Year Intelligent Protection Plan - Apple iPod nano 2GB - XtremeMac MicroMemo iPod Recording Accessory  This package enables you to record and playback sounds between the ds32a and the iPod, as well as use the iPod and Micromemo for general dictation or recording of lectures.  The ds32a is a diagnostic stethoscope with unsurpassed natural sound quality. User-friendly design and 50X Amplification provides the power to adjust for faint heart sounds, obese patients, or noisy environments. Outstanding performance and ease-of-use for every clinician, with uncompromised features for advanced users. From BP to ED to ICU, from heart and lung exams to iPod recording, the ds32a does it all.

  Can you imagine recording your patients heart and lung exam, and then taking it back home, listening to it on your itunes, and remixing it with some phat beats? Yo yo yo this is MD arrythmia coming to you live with a brand new track i like to call “palpitations”

  Crazy
  Cardiac
  Heart
  Attack  
  Radiating
  to the back
  Is
  it an aneurysm or myocardial Infract-ion
  of
  heart laws
  Will give you pause and arrythmias

  But
  not to me for you see that I always have the rhythm
  And
  the wisdom that I spit is shit that’ll keep you livin’
  Here’s
  some advice, though I’m no doctor yet
  my consultation for the nation at the best
  price you can get
  So
  don’t smoke, but you say, it helps me get through my day
  Motherfucker
  take a drink, it helps your heart and its okay
  Though
  don’t misconstrue what I’m telling to you
  Alcoholics
  will get jaundice and liver cirrhosis too.

  (insert crazy patient heart beats from my ipod)

  And
  though stress, drugs, and sickness constantly they try to beat us,
  Kill
  an unborn baby and you still couldn’t de-fetus

  word.

  -J

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