January 16, 2008

• The post with no point

  Sad face…i just realized that my little map of my world visitor locations was archived with the new year…now i have to wait for all the little red dots to appear again and show me how popular I am, thus restoring my self worth.

  Today was a didactic day. This means instead of getting to do my already limited patient contact, I sit in a tiny room with other students on the rotation and we get lectures all day. Sound fun? you must be crazy. I payed attention as long as I could, then played games on my phone and skipped out of the last lecture early to beat traffic and donate blood.

  Which i was not allowed to do because I have had a tattoo in the last 12 months. Oops. forgot about that. And i used to donate blood all the time too…now i shall have to wait until late may before I can again.

  So in the meantime, here is some more random internet things my brother found
  
  
  The Glow in the dark, flesh eating zombies play set at Archie Mcphee’s. I know my birthday isnt until May but this or the remote control zombie they sell would make REALLY good gifts. Just saying.

  And since I have not had any wacky-porn related posts in a while, here is a gem from a message board

  If you want to watch Nick having sex with a prostitute, he’s happy to let you.
  
  The 36-year-old bank-security technician drove eight hours from his
  home in Metz, France, to Big Sister, a Prague brothel where customers
  peruse a touch-screen menu of blondes, brunettes and redheads available
  for free. The catch is clients have to let their exploits be filmed and
  posted on the Internet.
  
  
  
  “Sex is no taboo,” Nick says, though he asked that his last name not be used. “You have to free your mind.”
  
  
  
  Big Sister is marrying 21st-century technology with the world’s oldest
  profession to profit from the public’s appetite for ever-more graphic
  reality TV. Since 2005, more than 15,000 men have taken up the offer of
  free sex in return for 15 minutes, or less, of fame, according to the
  brothel. Big Sister is now expanding into the U.S. with a local version
  of its Web site.
  
  
  
  Visitors to the virtual brothel pay 29.95 euros ($43.88) for a
  one-month subscription to a smorgasbord of sex listed by position,
  preference and number of people. Big Sister also produces cable TV
  shows that air on Sky Italia and the U.K.’s Television X, as well as
  DVDs such as “Sex Hyenas” and “Voyeur’s Eye.”

  Sounds like a dream come true? Except, even ignoring the fact that these are prostitutes and probably carry all sorts of diseases, I have seen the movie Hostel and eastern europe is EFFED UP and i would be suspicious that i would be drugged and dragged off to be some torture victim for a rich businessman. So, no. Although I, like many other men, would actually be totally okay with being filmed while doing the horizontal mambo. Then you could all see my post coital victory dance

  As long as I am musing about sex for the moment, it never made sense to me why guys would be ashamed of buying condoms or pregnancy tests. A guy buying condoms could be getting them for straight sex, gay sex,
  use with sex toys, or even just for mess-free masturbation. A guy
  buying a pregnancy test is 99.99% certain to be buying it for the woman
  he’s sleeping with. I sort of doubt that your average straight man
  would be horribly ashamed of making a purchase that announces “I AM
  HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. VIRILE, POTENT, MANLY SEX.”

  Hi, my name is The Josh, and I am vulgar, and think about sex quite a bit. Also I am a man. ya know, just for the sake of redundancy.

  And too end this post that goes nowhere, how about some funny homeless signs?

  
  
  
  
  

  If you want my money, homeless people, this is the way to get it. And also, only the first person of the day who asks me for money receives any…no others. just a quirk

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