July 23, 2008
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Well planned, poorly executed
33 year old prison patient complaining of rectal bleeding.
Why, are you wondering? Well, just before this gentleman got arrested, he stuck a straight edge razor blade up his behind to "protect himself in prison"
I will pause while you all let the implications of that sink in.
Contrary to the initial thought i am sure we all had...his plan was not to have a razor in his ass to prevent rape (scary thought that is) but to have a shank all ready for him for the everyday prison fights, not the shower, slippery soap related ones.
Except, when he withdrew the razorblade from his anus, it had sliced open the wrapping he had covered it with, and consequently also tore up his rear end on the way out. So he still ends up going to prison with a sore and bleeding ass.
Tragically amusing.
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Here's the kicker: imagine this guy getting raped tonight in prison while he's all tender.
just. . . ouch.
@CarmenDeBizet - lo fue demasiado chistoso, pero no me permite sonreir mientras esta hablando con paciente. Tragico y ironico verdad
HAHAHAHAH
Seriously. That mental picture is quite a lot for me right now. Tragico e ironico a la misma vez. Y un tanto comico tambien. I guess I have a twisted sense of humor at times.
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