May 7, 2009

• Wacky Governer Mule Porn

  This seemed like something the xanga community would want to know about. Well, at least the people who read my site anyway

  In Georgia, the Creators’ Rights Party candidate for governor is creating quite a stir by admitting to the fact that he’s had sex with a mule, men, and a watermelon, among other things. He has done these things even though he advocates a strongly anti-gay agenda. Here is an excerpt from the candidate, Neal Horsley, appearing on the Alan Colmes Show:

  “Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…”

  AC: “You had sex with animals?”

  NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”

  AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”

  NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”

  AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”

  NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”

  Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”

  Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

  “All I had to do was give her an ear of corn.” He laughs again. “She was a [prostitute] mule.”

  “How did you reach?”

  “I don’t know… I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before.”

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