March 19, 2004

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  I haven’t done one of these in a while

   

  LAYER ONE

  – Name: The Josh

  – Birth date: May 17, 1981

  – Birthplace: New York City

  – Current: LA

  – Eye Color: Dark brown

  – Hair Color: Brown (with some red mixed in)

  – Height: 5′ 9″ &¾ (Yes, don’tt forget my &¾!)

  – Righty or Lefty: Mainly lefty, but I can do a lot of things with my right. Would you like to find out what?

   

  LAYER TWO

  – Your heritage: some unholy mix of russian greek italian mexican and honorary japanese

  – The shoes you wore today: the flesh colored ones with built in toes

  – Your weakness: Girls that cry. Not fucking fair!

  – Your fears: Failing

  – Goal you’d like to achieve:   Gain entry into medical school

   

  LAYER THREE

  – Your most overused phrase on aim: groovy

  – Your thoughts first waking up: what day is this?

  – Your best physical feature: My sense of humor, that’s all I got. That and my stunning good looks

  – Your bedtime: Usually Midnight

  – Your best missed memory: The Carefree days when my biggest worry was how to get a cookie

   

  LAYER FOUR

  – Pepsi or Coke: don’t drink soda

  – McDonald’s or Burger King: Carls Jr has the best fries. I don’t eat burgers

  – Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about ice cold crispy clear H2O instead?

  – Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate, but it’s got to be soy cream

  – Cappuccino or coffee: Vanilla Latte with soy milk

   

  LAYER FIVE

  – Smoke: what?

  – Cuss: Fuck, yeah

  – Sing: It’s getting me to shut up that’s the problem

  – Take a shower: it rained a few weeks ago, otherwise every day I undergo strenous physical activity, like waking up

  – Have a crush: on my g/f

  – Do you think you’ve been in love: I think/thought so

  – Want to go to university?: Not quite ready to leave

  – Like(d) high school: Apparently I was one of the few that did

  – Want to get married: Someday? Maybe

  – Believe in yourself: Only one I can believe in. Except for Batman

  – Get motion sickness: not often

  – Think you’re attractive: Yes, and if that makes me egotistical, so be it

  – Think you’re a health freak: everyone else seems to think so, wish I had the will power to be one

  – Get along with your parent(s): Most of the time

  – Like thunderstorms: And how! Bring on the gorogoro

  – Play an instrument: just learning the capoeira ones, ever so slowly

   

  LAYER SIX

  In the past month…

  – Drank alcohol: Yes, but not usually not often

  – Smoked: cigarettes are BAD for you

  – Done a drug: I’ll plead the fifth, and take it too…or is that the eighth?

  – Made Out: What am I, 8 years old?

  – Gone on a date: What am I, 9 years old?

  – Gone to the mall: Does 3rd street count

  – Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, I am a health freak, remember?

  – Eaten sushi: Fo sheezy, eat it, make it, u name it

  – Been on stage: At my comedy show in ealry march and prob again in april

  – Made homemade cookies: yep

  – Gone skinny-dipping: it’s been known to happen on occasion

  – Stolen anything: Yes, let the gates of hell fly open now

   

  LAYER SEVEN

  Ever…

  – Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes, and I don’t play enough of them

  – Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes

  – Been called a tease: Does holding a double cheese burger over the head of a short fat girl count?

  – Shoplifted: The gates open a bit wider

  – Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, I am so loveable it is not necessary

   

  LAYER Eight

  – Age you hope to be married: 30 ish?

  – Numbers and Names of Children: 2 of any sex, but one MUST have the middle name “The”

  – Describe your Dream Wedding: I will leave that to whoever I marry

  – How do you want to die: spontaneous combustion in a crowd…failing that old age…in a crowd

  – Where you want to go to university?: umm, i believe the phrase is been, there, done that

  – What do you want to be when you grow up: WHEN? Curse you Med Schools Curse You

  – What country would you most like to visit:  Australia, the island that is country AND continent 

   

  LAYER NINE

  In a guy/girl…

  – Best eye color? Oh, Jesus…all of them can look good, but natural grey looks bomb

  – Best hair color? Brunettes for sure

  – Short or long hair:  always LONG

  – Height: 5’3″ to 5’9″

  – Best weight: Depends on height,

  – Articles of clothing: Best would be something classy on top and something naughty under it

  – Best first date location: comedy club…nothing helps peepz bond like laughter

  – Best first kiss location: wherever the first kiss happens IS the perfect location. Ya, mad cheesy, I know

   

  LAYER TEN

  –# of drugs taken illegally: umm…# of different kinds, occasions, what?

  –# of people I could trust with my life: yes, let me post THAT for the people I DON’T trust to see and give the more targets

  –# of CDs that I own: Not enough legal ones

  –# of piercings: none

  –# of tattoos: none…yet

  –# of things in my past that I regret: very few

   

  fill it out and post, my loyal subscribers!

   

  

  so THAT’S what made them magically delicious…and magically hallucinogenic

   

  and now, time for the midnight snack

   

  -J

   

  “Bees make honey AND jelly? How come nothing humans make tastes good?”

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