December 20, 2004
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Hello all…have you missed me after not posting for…erm…2 days, 3?
I am a whore. A great big posting whore.
and away we go…
New game folks…I post a picture, you provide a witty caption…if you have the best, you win 2 points. As always, first one to 100 points wins a prize. Oh and there have to be at least 2 participants for any points to be gained.
This week’s pics

Example: The Big Cheese stands alone
Example: The newest workout fad, poodle-robics
In keeping with another of my blog motifs, here is a case report on what is wrong with Gollum from Lord of the Rings. My inner dork loved the LOTR reference, and my outer dork loved the med reference, so here you are
A Vatican university will teach a seminar for Roman Catholic priests on satanism and exorcism. The Regina Apostolorum, an esteemed pontifical school, is holding the course entitled “Exorcism and prayers of liberation.”
My favorite line
“The seminar will conclude with the testimony of two exorcists who will explain how to distinguish between someone who is ill and requiring medical care, and one is ‘possessed by demons
If only I could get case studies like this…behind these two doors, one of your patients has the sniffles, and one is possesed by satan…See if you can guess which!
The Amazing Human Mind
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt
As we all know the holidays can be a frustrating time for single people. SO if you feel like you are the only person this holiday not getting any play, watch this rabbit, and know you are not alone
Update: Spoke with airport girl again today (not airPLANE girl, muranaka-san) and we will be getting together in the near future over this break…and this is the last you shall hear about it out there in internet land until I have something else to write about.
In the meantime, happy holidays all
-J
Josh is currently in possesion of a naked face
Comments (7)
scary pictures. especially the first one. I’ll join the caption contest in the next round. see u Sunday. Happy Holidays!!!
Bush, like Rudolph, never got to join the reindeer games.
At least I didn’t say airhead girl. Or old girl.
Naked face?? Does that mean Josh shaved??? I am aghast…
hey josh…that poodle chick is one scary mama! anyways, just wanted to say hi and hope you have a great break. and good luck with the airport girl…can’t wait to hear more details!
you are a bad person, ken.
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