January 14, 2006
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There’s something about Mary
Yay! I am living only 4 dollars over the US recommended thrifty food budget, and that is including eating out!
And now time for a super long adventure in AIM with special guest star roninmk!
coffeeweasel: but if we could get all of us for some karaoke and onsen
coffeeweasel: w00t!
coffeeweasel: just like old times!
Roninmk: onsen!?
Roninmk: you guys have fun with that
coffeeweasel: what?
coffeeweasel: no onsen for you?
Roninmk: i’m a conservative american
Roninmk: didn’t ya know?
coffeeweasel: from your online musings, looks like you are a sex-crazed inaka girl
coffeeweasel: but what do i know
Roninmk: i think i will pass
coffeeweasel: we will still be having much fin
coffeeweasel: i will go to an onsen with ari then
coffeeweasel: we can let all the japanese ogle our BIG AMERICAN PENIS
coffeeweasel: oh and kyle is in for that weekend
Roninmk: have you told him about the onsen idea?
coffeeweasel: i will let you
Roninmk: hahahacoffeeweasel: coffeeweasel: mary doesnt want to go to an onsen with us….wonder why?
bigpileofkyle: boobs.
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: ohhh geesh
coffeeweasel: aint nothing the world hasnt seen before, toots
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: true
Roninmk: and when i went to Thailand got a body scrub and some thai chick rubbed my chest down with lotion and stuff
Roninmk: soooooo
Roninmk: i really SHOULDN’T be all that embarrassed
Roninmk: BUT I STILL AM!coffeeweasel: if it weren’t for social conventions, and the fact that
it is something like 20 degrees outside, i would be going naked all the
freakin timecoffeeweasel: woah! hold the phone! some thai chick rubbed your chest with lotion!!!
coffeeweasel: thats hot
Roninmk: hahaha yes : twice
coffeeweasel: well duh, it would have to be twice, unless you have a uniboob
Roninmk: i mean she rubbed lotion on two separate occasions
Roninmk: with two kinds of lotion
coffeeweasel: two separate occasions? so good you went back for more, eh?
Roninmk: noRoninmk: same time
Roninmk: they wrapped me in some foil
coffeeweasel: one on each hand?
coffeeweasel: i am having a lot of trouble picturing this, so please feel free to be as graphic as possibleRoninmk: shut up
Roninmk: you know EXACTLY what i mean
Roninmk: pervert
Roninmk: hahaha
coffeeweasel: remember, i am a med student and therefore my sex life is lived entirely vicariously through my friends(back to the onsen!)
Roninmk: but dude…ari and kyle in the same room together naked
Roninmk: hahaha
coffeeweasel: but i digress…you were picturing kyle and ari naked together
coffeeweasel: and yet I am the pervert
Roninmk: i wasn’t picturing them naked actually
Roninmk: its possible to do that ya k now
coffeeweasel: no, it’s not
coffeeweasel: i am a man…we are visual people
Roninmk: i didn’t picture them naked just together the thought without the picture
coffeeweasel: why would you include nakedness as part of that at all
Roninmk: ’cause its a different circumstance than the normal just hanging out
coffeeweasel: but we would be just hanging out
Roninmk: its hanging out while being naked
Roninmk: NAKED
Roninmk: there is a difference
coffeeweasel: prude
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: proud of it
coffeeweasel: man you need to get over your conventions
coffeeweasel: realize that underneath those clothes, everyone is NAKED
Roninmk: i rather like my conventions
coffeeweasel: NAKED NAKED NAKED
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: yes yes yes i know this
Roninmk: but we also all clothed over our nakedness
coffeeweasel: in frequent and prolonged exposure to japanese people
will cause all of your children to be born *COMPLETELY NAKED*
Roninmk: hahahacoffeeweasel: haha ari wants to know why you are picturing him naked ;-P
Roninmk: well i hope the three of you have fun frolicking around
coffeeweasel: you need to loosen up
coffeeweasel: take some naked time for mary
Roninmk: josh you are such a gossip
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: Ari just Im’d me
coffeeweasel: i know
coffeeweasel: i told him toocoffeeweasel: you totally get to be my winggirl in japan too
Roninmk: great
coffeeweasel: i know!
coffeeweasel: the favor will be returned if you need it
coffeeweasel: i have played bf before
Roninmk: if we go to a club?
coffeeweasel: was there anywhere else i would need to do it?
Roninmk: not that i can think of
Roninmk: do you have suggestions as to where i would need a bf?
Roninmk: hahaha
coffeeweasel: well we can always take a pic of us together you can travel with
coffeeweasel: and be like, sorry not interested here is my bf
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: that’s true
coffeeweasel: so ha!
coffeeweasel: i came up with another reason
Roninmk: you are one smart lad
coffeeweasel: now you just have to help me find 3-4 japanese girls for me to cheat on you with
Roninmk: hahaha
Roninmk: what an awesome bf
Roninmk:
coffeeweasel: hey babe, i’m the king of swing
coffeeweasel: at least we have an open relationship-J
The Josh can make a woman orgasm simply by pointing at her and saying “booyah”
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Well, considering that Arkansas is like 5th in the nation for obesity and the southern states are poor. The more poor people you have the fatter they are because 1. they are depressed 2. they can’t afford good food so they buy cheap high fat crap 3. they won’t exercise which then makes them more depressed and then they want to eat…it’s a vicious cycle. Why the heck is the towel on your head?!? Doesn’t Chicago have a naked restaurant though? Or is that New York. I thought I read it was somewhere in Chicago, but I could only think of all the diseases you might be spreading even if you do spray the seats afterward.
Are you totally naked or with a towel like in steam rooms? I wonder how that would go over in the south…
Have a great day!
That was interesting. It’s Dr. Beaker!!!! What was the name of the other dude that used to be with him. The one that could actually talk? Is Onsen a naked dining place? If so — leave the girl alone! I mean guys have no problem getting naked. They whip it out every chance they get, but us girls — even the scrawny/skinny/slender girls are thinking the whole time we’re naked:
1. do I smell bad? 2. does my skin/fat move/jiggle as much as I think it is? 3. now that I have that thought in my head it takes over the part of my brain that allows to me to digest what the hell is he saying? 4. Are my boobs/tits/breast as uneven as hers? 5. wow, mine seem a lot smaller all of a sudden. 6. I’m so not eating. 7. Why didn’t I shave? 8. I should have put on more lotion/oil etc 9. are people staring? Well, you get the idea.
Have a great weekend!
ryc: We’ve all been wrong at some point. The important thing is to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, dispose of the source of your anguish (I recommend a shovel) and move on.
you guys are great!
King of the swing!