February 27, 2009
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Porn or Diapers?
When it comes to xanga drama, I am usually desperately behind the times. Oh sure, I read a bunch of the elite like cakalusa, theblackspiderman, avenuetothereal and so on. And I will normally remember to click back through a few of whatever controversey is going on in our little community, be it abortion, thinspo, bathing in hatorade and the like.
But while I totally missed the let’s all hate the octomom band wagon, I felt after reading this link, that I had to dredge everyone back into it, even if only for a moment.
Also I like saying octomom because it makes me think of Doc Ock from spiderman, only with a baby at the end of each tentacle. Weird mental image.
And did you hear the one about Denny’s new octomom special? 8 eggs, no sausage, and the guy sitting next to you pays for it.
But I digress. Upset with having her own reality show shot down, and being denied the chance to become a media whore, Vivid entertainment has offered octomom the chance to become an ACTUAL one.
“Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they’ll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl”… meaning she’ll have to do multiple videos.”
Well, I guess she is used to having multiple people inside of her. (OH SNAP! I JUST WENT THERE)
But the story gets better…
“There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn — except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!
Fearing that Nadya Suleman “will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn,” the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a “full year’s worth of diapers” if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs … fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.”
So in the style of The Theologians Cafe, I pose to you a question…
Do porn … and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits — or keep it covered … so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.
I dont care if you rec this or not…but tell your friends, because when a porn company starts acting classy, you know something worth a good conversation is going on
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porn. if u get a million bucks, u can get ur own diapers, plus insurance 4 the babies. (id be such a good mother (not!))
Hmm… interesting.
It seems I always tend to be away from the internet for several weeks just as something like that comes up.
yeah I saw that on the news. (rolling my eyes)
@faerienoodles - actually, 14 kids. 8 is just the latest batch. 14 kids who would be seeing their mom on redtube one day…
I’m still giggling over the ‘Octomom special’…
But diapers are expensive. Especially with eight kids? Makes one consider cloth, almost. I simply don’t care about it anymore–if she wants to make a show of herself for money, that’s great. We’ve been doing that for ages, now.
AH?! Um…she can save a lot in a year if she gets diapers for free.
seriously? what on earth…..
i’m trying to figure out what the pretend subject of that film would even be (you know, the story line they vaguely set up as the excuse for all the sex)?? weird…
rec’d for sure!
shes fucking ridiculous.