December 21, 2010
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Blau Blau! It’s a smoove!
2 fascinating patient encounters recently:
1)A 40 year old black gentleman, former (only by age) gangbanger and with a friendly but colorful dialect was in the hospital for reasons that are unimportant. However, while taking his social history, I happened to ask him if he had ever had any sexually transmitted infections
“ah shit n*gga, er I mean doc, you mean like that clap on clap off shit? Hell yeah, I had pus all comin out my junk like “blau blau” bu then they got some antibiotics up in this bitch and now it’s all good.
I should add that when he said blau blau, he also thrust his pelvis forward as if he was using his genitalia as a sidearm. It was one of the few moments in my professional career where I seriously doubted my ability to keep a straight face.
2) Another gentleman came in with severe burns on his arm. When asked how such a thing might have occured, he related that he had been in the midst of a domestic dispute with his baby mama. She became angry and hit him with the smoove.
Dr J “What’s a smoove?”
Pt “You know, a smoove, that thing you use to smoove out your clothes”
Dr J *facepalm*
Comments (8)
hahaha! people crack me up. too funny!
Smoove. Real smoove.
Awesome! I’m emailing this to my sister.
ha ha ha ha! Hilarious
Post of the day!
From now on I’m going to refer to my iron as a smoove. Best name ever!
We are all just trying to keep it “real”, home slice.
You should have laughed, a wise man once told me….
“If you’re robbing a bank and you’re pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
What a day for Dr. J.