August 25, 2008

• Technicalities

  xxxxx: don’t get me started on technicalities

  xxxxx (9:38:25 PM): that’s how i was acquitted of rape

  coffeeweasel (9:39:27 PM): you mean surprise sex?

  xxxxx (9:40:09 PM): well i had sex with a prostitute and left without paying

  xxxxx(9:40:25 PM): it was reduced to misdemeanor shoplifting

  coffeeweasel (9:40:46 PM): okay, i couldnt help laughing a little bit there

  xxxxx: (9:41:10 PM): haha

  coffeeweasel (9:41:24 PM): are you serious?  shoplifting?

  coffeeweasel (9:41:41 PM): incidentally, why didnt you pay?

  xxxxx (9:41:52 PM): the customer is always right?

  And people wondered where i got material for stand up. I am blessed with some very interesting friends

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